Mika Kaminashi vs Tako Musume- Does Justice taste good with Ink?

★★★Mika Kaminashi ★★★
vs
＜コ：ミTako Musume! ＜コ：ミ

Match type: Standard
Victory Conditions: Knockout, Submission, or Pinfall

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The referee was a bit nervous. This would be the first time anyone had asked her to actually try and announce one of these fights. Usually, she just had to stay out of the way and make sure no one was cheating. Now, she had to fill in for a call out and try to excite a crowd and get them in the mood for tonight’s festivities. The ref girl was thankful that the arena was not a full house, but a decent chunk of the seats was filled, and the thought of embarrassing herself in front of all of these people shook her to no end. She was told to wait around for a signal…but nothing had happened yet, forcing her to stand awkwardly in the center of the ring. She was wondering when this long drawn out period of awkwardness would finally end when she felt the device in her pocket vibrate. It was finally time to start, and the referee girl swallowed hard as she raised the microphone to her lips.

“Hello everyone! W-who is ready to see some great fights today?”

A couple of the audience members cheered, and the referee seem to get a bit stiff as less people then she expected responded to her.

“Well, uh…we have some great competitors! Tonight, we have a new face that has been making some headlines in the industry, as well as a few veterans that are sure to make you go absolutely wild! Our first contestants tonight are-“

BOOM!!!

Suddenly, something of a loud explosion erupted from one of the entry ways. Thick, grey mist began pouring out onto the ramp until it seemed to completely envelop the floor. The audience’s attention was instantly stolen as the strange chaos erupted from the backroom. Even the referee girl watched, worried something had happened and that there was an accident that happened in the back. Just as she was about to leave to go investigate, a figure began to stir in the grey mist.

Something that looked to be a man in a tight black suit emerged from mist. There was little to say about his features as the suit completely hid them from view. Its face wore a mask that resembled a sea shell, continuously spiraling around into nothingness, yet it seemed to be able to see, despite its lack of eyes. No sooner had one emerged then a second one made its appearance from the mist. Two quickly became six, which evolved into ten! Each of these creatures began to grunt and hiss, each one moving erratically. A couple would lunge at the audience members as if they would attack them, but the group seemed to move as a whole, maintain a parameter around the entry way. After they had all gathered into a group and scared a decent amount of audience members, a tune quickly began to play.

Spoiler:

Suddenly, the speakers screamed to life! The dark, but excited tune seemed to earn a reaction from the monsters, as they quickly rushed forward, surrounding the ring completely!  A few of the creatures jumped inside and snagged a hold on the referee girl, holding her arms tight, and keeping her from trying to escape. As the beat began to rise to its climax, eight giant inflatable tentacles erupted from the floor, and began to harmlessly swing about wildly. The audience ogled the spectacle, writing everything off as nothing more then part of the show. Only the referee seemed to be out of the loop, surprised at how tight the strange creatures were holding her arms.

The final figure finally emerged from the mist. Flanked by the giant tentacles, the woman stepped out with a confident stride, a wide grin plastered on her face as she began to waltz down the ramp. The creatures created a path for her, and the woman easily climbed inside the ring. They responded to her completely, one even snagging the referee’s microphone and handing it to the pinkish attired woman.

Tako:

“Greetings, Ground Dwellers! It seems I have caught you all at a bad time…Good! Its about time you suckers learned your place, and bow down to the true masters of the earth! The mighty and powerful creatures of the deep!” She said in a proud, but slightly pitch voice, “For years you shellfish humans have been dumping your wastes into our homes and polluting out precious sea! Well, its time to learn that you reef what you sow! Now the sea is biting back, and I am its Fin-strument of destruction! I am the mighty Inkvader, Tako Musume!”

Tako gave a hearty and sinister laugh into the microphone, with a couple of the creatures giggling along with her. The crowd watched intently, as the octopus woman wrapped her tentacles around the referee girl, never once shedding that toothy smile of hers.

“Now, send out your emissary to negotiate the surrender of the surface! If our commands are not followed, then I will not hesitate to tear this young human apart, fin from fin! I’ll show you all what the sea can Gilly do!”

The Shell faced goons seemed to react to Tako’s challenge, getting visibly excited, some splitting off into groups to terrorize the audience and possibly ambush whoever emerged from the opposite entryway.

Oh dear! What a massive turn of events, the Inkvader showing up and taking a poor women hostage! This creature of the sea seeks war on the humans, already terrorising the audience! Think of the women and children in attendance! Who will be the one to come up and save the day? And will the hero be able to defeat the sea creatures? Or will Tako reign havoc with her goons? Who will come out to save us all!?

Suddenly, a bright white light would shine in the titantron, almost blinding all in attendance, more enough that the sea monsters would take notice, including the Inkvader herself. It wouldn't be the only thing that they would see as the light show would begin. Colourful lights of varying colours and sizes spiralled around from above, creating a cosmic aura swirling around a silhouette of a woman that came from up top, the only thing one could pick out from it is the long twin tails that flutter like an angel's wings. The woman would be masked in this light, moving down towards the ground as if she was being warped by some spaceship!

Course, it's not true... But how cool it would be if it was!

The bass to a certain theme would blast the speakers, eventually, the woman would reach the floor of the ramp. Once she does, an arm would swoop away, dispersing the lights with a massive explosion, showing none other than...

Mika Kaminashi!:

Theme:

LIGHTBRINGERS!!! I HEAR YOUR CALL!!!

The blonde woman, with the microphone in her hand, would perform a pose one would expect from a super sentai show, playing up to the theatrics as the crowd gives a massive cheer for the somewhat new face. Though not exactly new, her first appearance was memorable enough!

"You! Better not lay one more tentacle on the defenceless woman!" She would point to the sea deviant, hopefully also getting the attention of those her goons that were about to attack her. "I come to represent the people here tonight! Those that no doubt cried for someone to save the day! Well that someone is me!" The crowd would give a massive cheer on that! Things are looking pretty good! "Now! I have heard your demands and while it is still honourable in seeking the betterment of your precious sea..." Having to point out the good part in all of this. "I will not let you hurt innocents in order to achieve such a goal! Justice doesn't prejudice against humans! Even creatures of the sea such as yourself shall be judged!"

The blonde would point her thumb at herself, with a grin at the octopus figure. "Because I, Mika, represent The Hammer Of Justice! Delivering true judgement to the vilest offender! From as far as the galaxy to the bottom of the deep blue! Now unhand this woman!"

Tako gleefully wreaked havoc with her creatures of the deep! There was nothing better then making these cruel little humans squirm about like the suckers they were! Soon, she would get Kraken on the entire surface world! And then, the Tunaverse! These pathetic creatures had no idea just what sort of fincredible plans she had fin store for them!

“Are you humans as slow as you are stupid?! I said we wanted an emissary! And you don’t want to-“

Suddenly, a light so blindingly bright, Tako thought it was a large angler fish! A tentacle moved to protect her eyes, and the sea shelled minions did the same, squealing in pain as their eyes adjusted to the blinding light. It would take a full minute before any of the vile villains could see through the spectacle, but once they could, all of them were mesmerized. A creature that looked human, but came from a world above the surface.

Well, at least in character. Truth be told, Hikari could see one of the wires Mika was descending on. Hopefully, it didn’t take away from the thrilling light display that was taking place.

The creatures of the deep seemed to retreat momentarily at the sight of this strange woman, the vocals and high octane, adrenaline pumping guitar of her entry lighting up the crowd like an electrical shock. Suddenly the crowd that was so docile and dormant practically jumped out of their seats as this mysterious being came in promising swift justice against the sinister sea scallions that had taken the entire arena hostage. The sea minions were all entrapped by the sheer presence that this Mika, The Hammer of Justice, exuded all around them.

Tako simply ground her beak, and her tentacles squeezed on her hostage just a little bit tighter.

“You must be squidding me! If you actually ink anyone of these suckers is innocent, then you’re living in your own swimagination! Don’t think I was taken in by your crabtivating light show, Mika!” Tako Musume hissed, her minions getting riled up by her angry words of contempt, almost as if they were an extension of her. “If you want her back, then shrimply come down here, and we will sea if you’re up to the challenge.”

Tako smirked in a cruel manner as one of her tentacles moved off the referee and pointed towards the hero made of light, all of her minions following the pointed path. They began to grow hostile, jumping at the hero before jumping back like excited dogs.

“Sea Scummers! Show Mika the pressures of the deep blue! Attack!”

No sooner had the words left her beak then the minions attacked the hero. Despite their large numbers, once they reached Mika they only ever seemed to manage to attack her one at a time. Each one of the goons telegraphed their attack with either distinct sounds or overly exaggerated movements such as pulling back a fist to the point it looked silly. Still, they filled the entry ramp, creating a dense pocket of baddies for this newcomer to defeat. All while the real threat stood in the center of the ring, chirping happily at the thought of the human’s downfall.

Right on cue, not leaving the crowd wondering for too long what will happen, especially as this Inkvader is only just a new face around here. Mika Kingsley would do her best to carry and help the spectacle along, and the crowd seems to be eating it all up! So long as they don’t look too deep and see the wires that she descended on.

In character, The Hammer Of Justice would cause the sea minions to cower in fear from the blinding light, retreating while Mika Kaminashi would act as the supposed emissary. She would act justly, as her name would imply, giving her a chance before such judgement befalls the Inkvader. Instead, Tako did not take too kindly to the demands of the Just One, sending words of contempt that seemed to rile up the minions. All before their leader would give the call to attack. Mika, seeing as her words and warning did not reach her heart, knows what she must do.

“Fine, but know that you chose this and you will have nothing to blame but yourself for this judgement!” Mika would say. “You think these sea creatures would be enough to stop me?!” The blonde would perform a couple of poses as the minions came close. “Now you shall witness the might of true justice! Haaaaa!” With a loud cry, she would drop the mic and charge right in on the goons, though large in number, they had openings in which Mika could exploit. Cartwheeling in, she would spin and strike the first goon with a hip attack, which is a lesser-powered version of her “Butt of Justice! HIP BULLET!” move, striking at the chin. Ducking the next telegraphed attack, she would kick at the stomach, again, holding back, but enough to show the spectacle as she would again send a hip attack, showcasing the power of the Hammer of Justice.

The next wave would be two coming towards her, one grabbing her from behind while the other came in front. Whist being captured, she leapt in the air, hooking her legs around the neck of the sea minion and throwing him off the ramp, while then thrusting her hips at his stomach to break the hold, doubling him over while she would give a karate chop to the back of the neck. With the remaining minions, Mika would rush towards them, performing two flips before launching right at them, butt first. “Butt Of Justice! ASS CANNON!” She would cry out as she would knock them down like bowling pins, landing on her two feet as she stood tall of the fallen sea creatures.

“That all you got!?” Mika would say, pointing at the Inkvader with the hostage still with her. “How about you stop hiding behind those goons and face your judgement!”

The Sea Scummers clicked and chirped their cruel intentions as they approached the surface dweller with ill intent! There were dozens of them! They totally out numbered Mika and they had very little qualms using their advantage against her. Their dark leader gave them an order, and soon the entire ramp was cram packed with the maniacal minions! They chuckled as well as they could, expecting an easy victory and perhaps a tantalizing prize in this surface dwellers cries of pain.

The Sea Scummers would soon learn it would not be so simple. The first one that reached the hero made to grab hold of the hero so it’s companions could help pile on and finish her off. A solid plan in theory, but it left the creature wide open for Mika’s Hip Bullet attack. The creature was practically flung backwards, halting the advancement of half of the cruel cronies. The other half would soon be upon her, but their numbers limited their movements. Three Sea Scummers moved in, only for the lead one to be stunned by a kick to the stomach, causing the other two to stumble right into the Hammer of Justice’s hip attack. The mighty blow sent the two flying into the third, and they all fell off the ramp in a heap! The crowd absolutely ate it up! Soon, more of the Sea Scummers were upon the hero, but the results were the same as she casually threw one of the minions like a child’s ball and knocked four of them off the ramp!

“Huh?! What’s wrong with you sorry sardines? Stop squidding around and get her already!”

The remaining Sea Scummers grouped together in a large pack, getting ready to charge the hero in a final push to complete their dark master’s will! The valient hero must have foreseen such an act, because she soon revealed one of her most powerful attacks! With the speed and grace of a practiced expert, Mika ran towards the cruel critters! She flipped once, then twice, building momentum as she went! Before the Scummers could react, Mika’s rear launched at them like a missile! And like a missile, the attack blew away the rest of the villains! All of them collapsing from such a powerful attack. Some were even thrown next to the ring, leaving only Tako Musume standing to oppose the bright light of justice. Something the hero was quick to point out.

“Grrr! I’ll knock those words right out of your beak, you pesky barnacle!”

With a heave, the multi limbed woman tossed the referee to the side, assuming a battle pose where her tentacles were spread wide and wriggling about on the floor. Her razor toothed grin promised nothing but misfortune for the hero standing outside the ring.

“You are going to wish those Sea Scummers got to you! They were small fish in a big pond, and its time to meet the gilly big fish! But first, Octopus Camouflage!”

Tako would raise her two main tentacles in the air, wiggling them about furiously. As she did so, they began to grow smaller and smaller, with the very tips of them falling back to reveal holes on the top. Within seconds, the woman’s costumed tentacles had turned into sleeves, her human hands poking through, ready to grapple and fight! Before the hero could react to the amazing ability of the cephalopod, Tako jumped over the top rope and landed right in front of the hero! She was ready to do battle with this Mika, and she rushed towards the hero to lock up with her! Her vile intentions radiating off of her like the smell of fish clings to a dock by the sea!

The minions would attack, but they would be in for a big surprise as Mika, the Hammer of Justice would clean through parts of those cannon fodders one by one. The action seems like it's been ripped from the sentai shows and it certainly looks like it, with an added twist to Mika's Butt of Light style. One that has been honed for the many years of battles of many opponents. Human or not. Nevertheless, the crowd was eating it all up, cheering on for the heroine as the foes were suddenly wiped away by her ass!

Much to the annoyance of one Tako, the dark master getting irritated as her minions couldn't take down one blonde girl. Mika would only show her part of her super awesome moveset, honed to be a tool for her Butt of Light style. And she did it all without breaking a sweat. Which brought the Inkvader to get serious after Mika pointed out it's just them two.

With the referee out from her sticky clutches, Tako would suddenly make those tentacles grow smaller and smaller before suddenly disappear. Mika could certainly be in awe of such a nice costume. She'll have to ask how she made it. Though of course, she would have to see what else it could do. While this goes on, the Lightbringer has her defiant and heroic gaze locking with the dark Octo-foe when all of a sudden, the cephalopod would leap over the top rope, landing perfectly! The Brit would love to admire it but Tako would soon rush in and suddenly locked up with the Inkvader. The smaller girl would dig her feet to the floor, doing her very best to look super strong in this dramatic collar and elbow lock up!

Tako came crashing against the heroic Mika like a violent tide of the sea! The octopus woman locked up with the light bringer using a vicious grip as strong and unrelenting as the sea creature she was based on. Neither of the forces of good nor evil seemed to be willing to give up a single step in their struggle for dominance over the other! They constantly leaned back and forth, with Tako Musume spreading a wide, shark toothed grin as she appeared to be slowly over powering her adversary, in thanks to her height advantage.

“What’s the matter, sucker? Getting a bit sea sick?” Tako chortled, pushing even more against her foe, “Waterever you had planned for stopping me, it won’t work! I shell beat you down, and gather moray and moray Sea Scuttlers until I conquer this fishy little world, and scrub it clean until it is bereeft of you kraken humans!”

As if motivated by her own speech, Tako stomped forward! She was looking to unnerve and unbalance the hero, her evil grin getting so close to Mika she might have smelled the strawberry flavored gum on Hikari’s breath.

As soon as she thought she had the advantage, Tako would suddenly seize one of the hero’s wrists and look to throw her over her devilish shoulder! The oblivion Octopus wanted to smash Mika into the ground like she were nothing more than a pale of trash.

Even from just the brief moment they scuffled, Mika can feel how strong this sea creature really was. From the lockup, Tako's grip was strong. Just like the octopus when it has a grip on its food. Despite being a bit leaner, her athletic background was the only reason she is keeping things as a stalemate, just as light and dark should be. Though the Hammer Of Justice was not going to let dark prevail!

"Ghn! Never!" Gritting her teeth, she held back, until she felt the Inkvader stepping into her more. And her speech (and puns) seems to spur her on even more till Mika was inches away from the dome head herself. At least she smelt nice and not so...fishy.

Mika took a step back, trying her best to hold on but Tako would stomp right in, grabbing Mika's arm within her tight grip and soon has the twin-tailed saviour taking flight! Now, while full-on strength might not be Mika's speciality, being in the air certainly is! With her own uncanny ability to orient her body even when in midair, the British Butt-Warrior would twist her body, soo that it's like she is doing a cartwheel over the body before landing onto her feet and saving herself from Octo-Oblivion!

"Well sorry to butt in on your plans, Doc Ock!" The blonde would say before thrusting her hip right towards the stomach of Tako, hopefully enough to break the grip on her arm and send her reeling!

“BEEEE HEE HEE HEE~!!! You scummy little shrimp! Your too tiny to eat, but too annoying to simply crush! You may be a pretty little Gill, but don’t think I will make your punishment Breef!”

With a mighty heave, Tako Musume threw the heroic Mika as far as she could! The young woman seemed to fly threw the air like a bird, before suddenly adjusting her position in midair. It was like the hero was part cat, and much to the cephalopod’s surprise, she landed on her feet without so much as stumbling. The octopus’s grin turned into an angry snarl as yet gain she was foiled by Mika’s clever tricks. Her tentacles slapped the ground furiously, continuously beating the floor as she threw a strange form of temper tantrum. Mika wouldn’t waste such time nor movements. In seconds, she rushed the Octopus woman and SLAMMED her hips into Tako’s abs!

Tako flew backwards, bouncing off the hard concreate floor and using her skirts suckers to keep her from flying too far away. Tako’s pink outfit now had dirt and dust all over it, and the cephalopod quickly dusted herself off.

“You humans! Always so vulgar! Your pompous posterior will not stop me from my dastardly deeds!”

The eight limbed women came rushing forward, her tentacles waving behind her as she looked to tackle the hero into the guard rails, her evil intentions practically radiating off of her evil scowl. The eyes hidden behind her black visor glaring at the hero with single minded determination!

Mika had always been comfortable when she was in the air, so when it called to use her skills to counter what would have been a brutal shoulder throw, her body moved fluidly just to land perfectly as if that had been choreographed. Truth be told, she saw this on Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger and the blonde knew she had to try it! Finding counters when someone gets their grubby tentacles on you is always a good thing. Not just to protect herself but to wow the audience.

Her derriere would soon smash into Tako soon right after with the power of a good lunch to the gut, not wasting time and it produced many fruits. Seeing the Inkvader bouncing backwards after the butt attack was a sight to see, and the crowd can agree. "Hmph! Then consider me a bullet shrimp. Because my Butt of
Light packs a punch!" Winking as the villain soon charged right in towards her. Looking towards the guard rail, a mischievous smile crept up on her lips.

Bracing herself, waiting for the right time and calculating quickly how high she needs to be, the Lightbringer suddenly jumped up in the air, performing a front flip with the intent to leap over Tako, regardless if she crashes onto the rails. Though she wouldn't be done there, rushing to the ring where she would hop to the ring apron and leaping off it, attempting a crossbody splash on the octo-villain!