Who wants to get drunk? (open)

*About three hours later, after four broken bar stools, a fist fight with a random stranger, and many, many alcohols taken advantage of, Courtney stumbles out a bar and falls onto the sidewalk*

"OMGGggg...wait...where...I beee?", she slurred on the ground, then broke out into laughter."TAII!!!!", she yelled, wondering where her new friend was.

Tai would stumble out a minute later, falling onto the sidewalk and sitting up, his jacket was gone, never to be found again, and the lad was quite clearly...shitfaced.

"Wazzzup? Im.....immmm...wasat wor? ere? ere! ere ah em!!!"

"I........I.....ehhh...shitttteee...we...gottsatttt...git....home....dudeeeeee", she slurred, sitting up and grabbing Tai's shoulder, trying to stand back up."Omggg.....yourrr....sooo...tu...pid...", she laughed as she fell down onto her knee.

Tai slowly made the effort to get to his feet, barely staying up as he somehow helped Courtney to hers.


"Wh.....Whar e goin nnnnnnnnnnnnow?"

After laughing, she breathed in and stopped herself."I.........thinkz we should....should....oh my fuckinnnn god....I forgot...", she started laughing again, and stumbled and leaned against a wall."OH YEAHH!!! The d-dormm....", she slurred, trying to walk towards the AFW building while holding the wall.

Tai laughed and followed, leaning onto the wall to keep from falling..

"W...Which Orm? I ant o n girliyes orms..."

"We.....we should go.....to yerrz......", she slurred, getting closer to the building...and getting sidetracked by it."It's....so large.....HAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! THAT'S COULD BE'S A PENIS JOKEEEE!!!", she announced proudly, happy with herself in making the wonderful joke."Oh ummmmm....", she paused,"Let's go tah...yer dormm", she said, getting distracted by a kid walking by, touching his hair Courtney said, "It's sooo...fluffy...", she whispered, stroking the now terrified child's head.

Tai laughed at her joke, though not understanding it, he would pat the kids hair as well.

"uuuhhhh...bah! Me's having blanketz that more be fluffy this!"

"Shut da fucks up! No banket fuffier dan dis!", she said, the child now running away, frightened. Courtney stumbled across the courtyard, then collasped into the building's glass doors, forcing them open, thus making her smack the carpet of the main lobby. She rolled onto her back, laughing up at Tai.

Tai, laughing, would bend down to help her to her feet....and promptly fall and land right on top of her!