Fear not!

I have returned, AFW. You can thank the combined efforts of Tatyina and Bluemouse for this, as well as my inexplicable love for Kitten and Cirno. Hawthorne also gets an honorable mention because he's awesome and helped me out with some story. I love you all, and I'm sure you missed me greatly. I'd say there's enough of me to go around, but I'd be lying.

My stock of characters has been culled to only one: Lu Zhouyi. You all might be saying, "why?" and "Tatyina has a small army, and we all know you're better than Tatyina, Tanosh!" Well, helpful and kind reader, thank you, but I am not better than Tatyina, I just pretend really hard to be. As for why, well I'd like to focus on just the one chick, and my guys all have other things that they've gotten into that is not beating up the ladies.

I want to assure the AFW community that I in no way encouraged this man to come back. All I did was antagonize him.

Is that how you're choosing to remember it? I seem to remember a lot of begging and pleading and speaking of broken love. I mean, it was to the point that it sounded like your loins would never stir again if I didn't come back to AFW.

It least, that's how I'M choosing to remember it.

Your return notwithstanding, my loins will never stir again.

Who are you again? Aren't you that guy with the Era of Horus or something and the girl that looks like that Touhou?

I don't recall authorizing this

I told you before. I want your money, not your love.

Love doesn't buy me a new motorcycle, money does.

[quote="Cirno":333vnqpt]I told you before. I want your money, not your love.

Love doesn't buy me a new motorcycle, money does.