Brat Business: The case of Kelly Flowers

"Of course they have stools! They have stools in the credit department for sure! And Sushi is raw fish, so we're good with that too..."
Kelly gave back with confidence as she was a regular at her bank, asking for money for varied reasons she all considered important but any other person would deem stupid or simply for luxury purposes. It looked as if she would not be able to talk her way out of the stipulation, but how bad could this possibly get? Probably really severe and really bad, but that was then and now was now! What could they do anyway, put her in a gauntlet match with really large opponents until she would score an uprising victory.

"Thats unbelievable.. Stools in banks. Cham Cham would have thought they have someone to clean that shit up.. Or toilets to leave deposit them in.. Not just leave them sitting in the reception room gently steaming away-"

"The other kind of stool Chammers!!" Izzi yelled, trying to put an abrupt end to the picture Cham Cham was starting to weave into her mind.

"Waaaait a minute..." Dani said rubbing her chin vigorously, she had been putting two and two together Columbo style "I thought you didn't have any money...?" she put her fists on her hips "Sounds like you're really familiar with the stools in banks for someone who doesn't have any money..."

"So what? I visit the bank to ask for money."
That was now nothing but the truth and came out instantly out of the mouth of Kelly.

"If I was rich, what would I do in the bank anyway? Everybody knows that banks come to people who are rich and only the poor ones, like me, have to visit the bank to ask for money."
She added with a knowing nod until she had an idea that made her face brighten up.
"Looks like you girls are in serious need of a treasurer. I`d sacrifice myself for the job if you want..."

"Treasurer..." Cham Cham said thinking carefully before gasping in with revelation "You're a treasure hunter?!"

"Why would a treasure hunter not have any money...? Unless they were a bad treasure hunter... But in that case, if you're not good at your job... Why would the bank be giving you loans.. sounds like bad business practice too me.."

"Thats.. kinda deep.."

"Ah well, I could explain that, but if I tell you how I work as treasurer, it does not work. I mean, look at all those loan sharks from the big banks. They never tell anyone what they do, and they`re filthy rich, that's for sure. And with treasure sites and maps being this rare, I can also not tell you much about my work as treasure hunter."
Kelly had quite the talent to lie herself out of situations where she was being accused of something, and this was no exception from that rule.
"Maybe I can take you with me for a treasure hunt someday? Then you can see what I hunt."

"Ok then... Let me write up the contract..." Izzi said, putting on some glasses that were noticeably missing lens from the frame. She pulled out the "Contract" that was just an A5 sheet of paper ripped from a note pad unevenly "So we let you into Brat Pack... And you have to give us month installments up to 30 million yen-"

"No cheques"

"No cheques... You are going to set up movie nights-"

"Nerdy films"

"Nerdy films... You are also gonna provide pizza and sushi... And take us on a treasure hunt... With real treasure. Sound good?"

"nyan!"

"Is good here.."

"Good- Oh yes... almost forgot... Mystery stipulation when you least suspect it" >:3

"You girls know how to bargain..."
Kelly said, closing an eye partially to look like she was a shrewd business women instead of a clueless dupe most of the time while watching the three other girls.
"So ok, it`s pizza and sushi night at my or a place of one of you girls up until we reach 30 million yen. Cause of no cheques, I`ll also pay every pizza cash. And the treasure hunt of course. And what the heck, a mystery stipulation if you like so. Then let`s do this!"
That would not change anything for Cam of course, but at least it would be in the spirit of their agreement.

"Right then.." Izzi said, jotted down something as if she was just finishing writing up the paper work.

"And now all we have to do is decide upon which of the many "enemy" you can go up against. We are going to have to make a statement of intent!"

Somehow Kelly did not like the sound of that statement, looking a little bit taken back. Was this a political club or something like that? She mainly had wanted to find a bunch of girls to help her overpower the bigger girls to have some fun with them, but now they wanted to make a statement of intent?

"So uhm, what do we intend to state? That kawaii are the better girls, wrestlers or what?"
She finally asked, looking from one member to the other.
"If this involves politics, I need a pillow when we make a statement. Politics are so boorrinngg..."
She added, already yawning at the thought of a political debatte.