Hardcore Title Match: Adrian Kytes (c) Vs. Kelly Conway - No Ring Hardcore Match!?

Kelly staggered on the ladder, trying to stay up as best she could. Meanwhile her eyes would widen as she watched Adrian slide by before suddenly hooking Kelly for a rollup of all things!!"

"WAAH!!" Kelly's head hit the ladder and she winced in pain as the ref girl moved in! counting One! TWO! AND THR-

"Nah!" But Conway kicked with all she had, flopping off the ladder and breaking the pin!

Well, it might have had the added bonus of bonking Kelly's head against the rung of the ladder but Adrian's roll up failed to get the all important 3 count leaving the two to continue brawling it out backstage. "Frick's sake..." the champion growled under her breath as she was pushed aside off the ladder and back down onto the cold floor. Again. She really hadn't thought this shit through.

"God dammit, god dammit..." Adrian grumbled as she scrambled back up to her feet, workers scattering as she stumbled around for something to find in amongst the stuff in the loading bay. There had to be something usuable in here, catering supplies... cardboard boxes... medkits... aha! Finally, a box full with fold away tables, something she could use!

Breaking the pin, Kelly slowly began to revive herself by crawling towards a nearby box, holding the back of her neck while she pushed up on the crate to get back on her feet, only to d spot next to her... A forklift!?

With a gleam in her eyes, Kelly pawed towards the machine, putting her hand on the steering wheel she climbed inside and turned the key.

"I'M GONNA KILL YA WITH A FORKLIFT!!" Cried Kelly as she stepped on the acceleration and sped towards Adrian, trying to crash right into the hardcore champ even though the forks were pointed down but she didn't care! She'd crush Adrian one way or another!

For as much as Adrian had enjoyed her own Forklift shenanigans, she really didn't want to be killed with a forklift herself. The former cosplayer panicked as she dropped the table behind her, looking like a deer in the headlights as Kelly drove... straight into the wall. The forks making a racket as they dug in either side of Adrian's ankles into the skirting board, through the discarded table, as the forklift itself made a rather pathetic sound of an electric motor dying.

"CRNK!"

The forklift's forks went right passed Adrian and bumped right into the wall, Kelly looking on with a crazed, wide eyed stare that never faltered as the engine just sort of sputtered, fizzled and then died.... Leaving Kelly frozen in her seat for a moment before...

"DAMN YOU, KYTES!!!" Screamed Conway as she took the keys out of the ignition and flung them at Adrian's face for a ranged attack before she stumbled out of the fork lift and tried to tackle Adrian! The both of them standing eerily close to the loading area that was completely open and revealed the back lot of the arena were there more eighteen-Wheelers and several other cars.

Adrian looked at Kelly, then down at the broken forklift, then back up at the blonde as the two remained in an awkward silence. Kelly seated in the ruined machine and Adrian standing in between the prongs just before Kelly started throwing things at the brunette, namely the ignition keys.

Caught between catching the thrown metal and merely batting it away, Adrian ended up doing something that resembled juggling a single object before the Arizonan leaped out of her seat and swung around to charge her down, tackling the Hardcore Champion over one of the prongs and letting her back smack into the hard concrete concrete floor, only getting her arm out and head tucked in to try and stop herself getting knocked out from the whiplash.

Tossing the keys and then trying to tackle Adrian, Kelly managed to tackle Adrian against the concrete with floor with a harsh thud.

Wasting no time, Kelly, with two hands on the back of Adrian's neck tried hauling up the champion before dragging her into the loading area where a mini-van happened to be waiting after about a five foot drop.

"Now you're gone! Hahah!" Kelly said as she tried to irish whip Adrian away from the drop at first before yanking her back, leading Kelly to bend over and attempt to back body drop Adrian down onto the top of the mini van!

Adrian only had time to let out a loud "Noooo!" before she was tossed over the edge with at least a ten foot drop between her and the tarmac below, in some respects it was a good thing that someone had parked right there, in other respects: FUCKING HELL AAAAAAARGH!

"Nggh..." Adrian groaned as her back spasmed against the black metal roof, the Hardcore champion in a bad way as the blonde stood triumphant, looking over the sprawled out brunette from the safety of her loading bay platform.

The crowd watching the match on the tron could be heard screaming and gasping as they watched Adrian Kytes take the 10 foot drop onto the roof of the van! The loud crash was heard through the warehouse as the vehicle bounced from the impact of poor Adrian flopping and crashing on the car while Kelly looked on at the sprawled out and clearly defeated Adrian Kytes!

"Ha...H-HA! Haaa!! YES! It's over! You're done!" Kelly cackled as she saw Adrian's broke form on the vehicle, leading to a sinister grin on Adrian's face as she backed away from the docking area before leaping out with her arm extended, trying to finish Adrian with an elbow drop on top of the Van!

Adrian groaned on the roof of the minivan, sprawled out like she'd been shot at a bizarre angle to make the Hardcore champion fall the way she did, unaware of Kelly's declarations of victory from up above, only responding to gravity as the brunette started to slip off the roof and down the windshield.

To others, it may have looked like a perfect dodge as she rolled onto the hood, leaving Kelly nothing but the dented roof to fall on to, and later she'd be sure to claim it as just as planned, but for now Adrian would just be happy lying on the hood of the minivan with the fortunate accident of Kelly crashing and burning.