Sex Wars Tag Team Championship

Ok, finally the time has come to announce tag team champions for Sex Wars.. This will be done by a simple tag team match set for one fall in the Arena. The contestants are:

Kelli DiVanetti & Shizuka Tsuzaki vs. Itzal & Brandon Strike

Alright sounds fun to me.

Is anyone running book on this one? I just wanna get an early bet in on the ladies. *Grin, duck, and run*

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Is anyone running book on this one? I just wanna get an early bet in on the ladies. *Grin, duck, and run*

Shizuka thinks you're smart- for a guy. ^_^


This breaking news just in! Sex Wars reporter Elenore Drake has succeeded in wrangling a brief interview out of the notoriously elusive Tsuzaki Shizuka!

Shizuka: "An interview, huh? I don't mind. Go ahead. But make it quick."

Elenore: "Okay. Shizuka, your teaming up with Kelli DiVanetti surprised us all. While you and Kelli are talented wrestlers, both of you had only competed in singles matches before. Can you tell us about the details behind your sudden team up?"

Shizuka: "Kelli and I shared interests. We both liked to prove our strength. Teaming up to fight two enemies is simply the next step in both our careers. Kelli is very impressive, though. She's done superbly against the males on her own. I feel confident with her as my tag team partner."

Elenore: "I see... and what do you think of your opponents?"

Shizuka: *tosses her head* "Humph. I've gone through Brandon already. He bores me. I broke him completely without breaking a sweat on my part. Maybe Mental will prove to be more worth my time."

Elenore: "You mean Itzal..."

Shizuka: "Oh, did I mispronounce his name? My mistake. I'm not very good at English." *chuckles darkly* "Whatever his name is, he's next in my sights. Brandon should stay out of my way if he knows what's best for him. But he's welcome to think and try otherwise. I'll just crush him again if he bothers me, however boring that would be for me."

Elenore: "Would you like to say anything to your opponents before your match?"

Shizuka: "Why not? Itzal, Brandon, after Kelli and I are through with you, you'd wish you'd never lived." *walks away*

Elenore: "And that's Tsuzaki Shizuka! We'll be back after a commercial break!"

*interview ends*

More breaking news this just in! Sex Wars Reporter James Matthew has gotten an interview from the tag team of Brandon and Itzal.

James: Hey guys thanks for doing an interview.

Itzal and Brandon: Welcome.

James:Ok first Question are you guys nervous about this match?

Itzal: Well um....A little. Brandon: Nope.

James:Brandon an interesting answer from you seeing as what happened between you and Shizuka.

Brandon:True though as long as I watch out for flying swords I should be fine.

James:Yes well who knows what that Shikuka will try though I'm not here to be biast. Now on to the next question What do you think of both your competition.

Itzal: Well I know nothing of either so all I can say is It will be a tough match that me and Brandon will have to do our best on.

Brandon: Yeah I have never seen Kelli go at it but I've heard she's tough so there is going to be no underestimation. *Laughs* then again if they underestimate us then that will be fine.

Itzal:Yes from what I've heard we're not very highley thought of. So I guess when they get sucked in by the black spot they wont be thinking that any more.

Brandon:Yeah or they might just find themselves Ko kicked.

James:Well guys seems like you two are ready I wish the best of luck.

Brandon and Itzal: Thanks.

Andrew Bennit: "Kelli... please... A moment of your time if you will.."

Kelli: "I haven't got time for you words... besides, shouldn't YOU be on Friction making kawaii girls blush or something?" Kelli reffered to a panel interview moment between the interviewer and Haruka Amami from Friction.

Andrew Bennit: "eh.. well, I only ask the questions... some kawaii's find it a little intrusive. But anyway my contract has been extended onto Sex Wars... A rolling contract"

Kelli: "Well whoop-de-doo.."

Andrew Bennit: "Yes... But enough about me, why I came to talk to you was about the recently announced Sex Wars Tag title match. Your thoughts on that..?"

Kelli: "Stupid question really..."

Andrew Bennit: "ok... how about I elaborate..? What do you think about your opponents, Itzal and James. They are not underestimating you and they've warned you not to underestimate them."

Kelli: "Yeah... You know what... I really don't care who I'm facing, or what warnings or mystical predictions they've conjured... crystal balls shatter just as easy as regular ones when you knee them hard enough. And thats all I got to say about that."

Andrew Bennit: "Right right... Then what about your partner."

Kelli: "She seems quite capable, and hasn't she already bested one of our opponents..? Hah.. Seems like half the works already done."

Andrew Bennit: "Who came up with the idea for you two to team up"

Kelli: "I dunno, I guess who ever signs the matches on the controlling board."

Andrew Bennit: "Whats going to be your game plan for the upcoming match?"

Kelli: "First part of the plan will be to kick the hell out of these two guys.... Actually, yeah that's all I got. You saying I need a second part? Now, like I said before, I ain't got time for your questions."

Andrew Bennit: "But you've already made time for a few, so that can't be true..."

Kelli: "Yeah... What I meant to say back then was: Get the hell out of my face." Kelli walks off

Andrew Bennit: "Uhm... Thank you Miss DiVanetti for your time.."

Surprise surprise the guys are the nice ones here.

don't feel too bad, Kelli doesn't think much of Andrew Bennit : P

Lol I don't nor do my guys always fun to be the underdogs hehe.